Monday, May 17, 2010

An Actual Conversation

Me: Now read your paragraph aloud for me, please.

Student: So as soon as Boo saw that Scout and Jem were in trouble, he went balls to wall  because he wanted to protect his kids...

Me: Stop reading. Did you just say "balls to the wall?"

Student: Yeah.

Me: This is considered a formal essay.

Student: So?


Me: That means we should refrain from using slang. (dumbfounded look) Like "balls to the wall."


Student: But it's not slang, it's a quote from a song.


Me: Take it out of your essay.


Student: (grumbling) Okay,fine. But it just won't sound as cool.

I LOVE teaching.

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