Things I have done/experienced in the last week, none of which I deem enthralling enough to carry the weight of an entire post:
1) Realize that the 24 hour Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market around the corner locks its cash registrars between 11:45 and 12:00 to "count inventory" and a growing line of 20 people trying to buy beer/wine before the midnight cut-off can turn riotous.
2) Laugh because the "Eiffel Tower" in Paris, TX, has a sign asking patrons to not climb on it in English and Spanish, mais pas francais!
3) Succumb to the fact that after weeks of scorching heat vicious enough to inflict a sunburn on my left forearm because I drive north to work around 5 (true story), I need a jacket when the temperature drops to a chilly 84 degrees.
4) Discover, to my amazement, that "speed-walking" is a legitimate Olympic sport and that it can hold my attention for an hour and a half.
5) Learn the difference between "shift" and "shag" in Irish vernacular.
6) Decide that after his role in "Pineapple Express" and "Tropic Thunder," I will seriously consider seeing any movie with Danny McBride. Thug life.
7) Watch so many funny animals videos on Ben's account that when he logs on it recommends such gems as "<3LOL!! FUNNY KITTY! ;)."
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